How to make Artistic Poop: Lessons from Failure. (1) buy the cheapest –and yet, due to their cute name (black cat), they make it into the shopping cart– ink. (2) Use the clumsiest crayola brush (3) Enjoy a tiny view finder which frames your picture-in-the-making so delicately, that the tiniest of sways from your non-drawing hand makes the whole composition wonky. (4) The ink in the cup is prettier than what it produces on the paper. (5) Draw. Go ahead and try. Draw what you see, draw what you thought you saw and then looked back and it was a figment pigment. (6) Color in the negative as per the assignment and admire teh poopzors.